Um...

I can't find anything.

Seriously.

I couldn't find my wallet. Phil found it beside the dining table. I couldn't find the diaper cream. Phil found it beside the diapers. I couldn't find my keys. Isla found them (where were they??) and handed them to me.

Is this normal or the signs of an idiot?

Survey says....

(I have been successful finding things on the internet. Huzzah!)